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Subject: Re: The Rodster is right!
From: netlarry@xhisx.com (Larry)
Date: Tue, 9 Mar 1999 07:08:59 -0500
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Man, I love Parody's!

You work for National Lampoon?

:)

-Larry

"Antoine Renault" <a_renault@hotmail.nospam.com> wrote:

> Everybody hear that:
> 
> Nascar Revolution is the best thing that could happen to the sim
> community!  We all need to go and get it before there aren't any
> copies left, and that should happen much sooner than anybody here
> thinks!
> 
> Really!
> 
> I've prepared a little FAQ for those who still hesitate, so here it
> goes:
> 
> Frame rates are too slow?
> -You won't be saying that in 5 years from now with your new P4-2GHz
> with quad voodoo4, so why bother now?
> 
> The AI crashes too much?
> -Buy a wide screen monitor, so there's gonna be more room for nice
> side-by-side racing, maybe even three wide without crashing.
> 
> The computer takes control of the car while pitting?
> -You're not supposed to be awake by the time pit stops begin.
> 
> The computer takes control of the car during yellow flags?
> -Use that time to refresh yourself, have a beer or something.
> 
> Too much scenery pop-up?
> -Forget about it, just look at these beautiful virtual arms that hold
> your beautiful virtual steering wheel.  Oh and what about the lighting
> effects on the cars!  Fabulous!
> 
> Doesn't remember your settings?
> -Add more memory.
> 
> No sense of speed?
> -Put a large fan over your monitor screen, blowing directly at your
> face.  It also helps if you have your nose slightly in contact with
> the screen.
> 
> The spotter doesn't seem to have a clue about what's going on?
> -Keep talking to him during the race, give him some advice, he'll get
> better at it when he gets a little more experienced.  Trust me.
> 
> Time seems to distort slightly?
> -Remove battery from wristwatches and clocks.  Pile up watches and
> clocks.  Add fire.  Do not stare directly into the fire.  Get used to
> virtual reality, where time has no meaning.
> 
> Engine sounds a little weak?
> -Remember Psygnosis F1 (scary!).
> 
> 
> And if you have any other questions regarding N-REV feel free to ask
> me or the Rodster, we'll help you enjoy the game as much as we do!
> 
> 
> The Renaultster
