To: social@cs.umass.edu Subject: TEA in 5 minutes Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 15:56:47 -0500 From: Marc Pickett IDear TEA Candidate, This is a completely pragmatic TEA message devoid of any humor or wit. If you wanted wit, you'd visit the various websites dedicated to the subject, right? Your time is probably important to you, and you might want your TEA message to tell you just 3 things*: 1. The fact that TEA exists: It does. 2. The 4 dimensional coordinates of the TEA. That is, the "wheren" (= where + when) of TEA: In the Computer Science atrium at 2001, 16:00, Thursday March 1st. In relative coordinates, a floor or 2 down, IN 5 MINUTES. 3. Who caused the TEA to exist: Lori Clarke of The ``LASER''. (Note: ``The ``LASER'' Lab'' is redundant. This would expand to ``The Laboratory for Advanced Software Engineering Research Laboratory''.) We are, ``The TEA Totallers'' Pi{ckett,ppin} ____ * Well, this is just our excuse because The Tea Totallers' muses were on strike this week. Inspiration tends to be feast or famine, and you simply can't force it, though you *can* make it more probable (for example, by loading up on caffeine by coming downstairs to TEA). --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- CONTRIBUTIONS: Mail to social@cs.umass.edu UNSUBSCRIBE: Send "unsubscribe social" to majordomo@cs.umass.edu PROBLEMS: Report to owner-social@cs.umass.edu TO SUBSCRIBE: Send "subscribe social" to majordomo@cs.umass.edu