Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2000 13:53:14 -0400 (EDT)
From: Dandapani Radhakrishnan 
To: broadcast@cs.umass.edu
Subject: tea_at_4_pm.c

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while ((never_drank_tea_in_your_life == true) || (like_tea == false))
  {
    never_drank_tea_in_your_life = false;
    like_tea = try_some_tea();
  }

if ( (like_tea == true) ||
     (blankly_staring_at_computer_screen == true) ||
     (fidgeting_with_writing_instruments_on_desktop == true) ||
     (annoying_people_who_pass_by_your_office == true) ||
     (terrified_by_project_that_is_due_tomorrow == true) ||
     (have_nothing_better_to_do == true))
  {
    come_downstairs_for_tea_at_4_pm();
  }
else if (have_meeting == true)
  {
    tell_other_person_about_tea();
    reschedule_meeting();
    come_downstairs_for_tea_at_4_pm();
  }
else if (randomly_walking_about_and_notice_people_drinking_tea == true)
  {
    drink_tea();
  }