Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 10:01:08 -0400 (EDT)
From: Paul Dickson 
Subject: MMC presents Monday is Coffee
Sender: owner-monday-morning-coffee@cs.umass.edu

(and the crowd chanting, coffee, coffee, as the The Pot enters)

The Pot: Can you smellelelelelel what, the, Pot, is, Perking. Finaly the Pot
has has come back, to Amherst. And if you don't get your self down here right
now to drink some of this coffee,a nd eat these donuts then I'm going to tell
you what The Pot is going to do. The Pot is going to take this bagel, he's
going to shine it up, cuase you like it shinely don't you, he's going to shine
it up real nice. He's going to tuen that bagel side ways, and stick it in your
open mouth.

(translation, coffee is ready, come on down)
 
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