Date: Mon, 2 Oct 2000 10:01:01 -0400 (EDT)
From: Paul Dickson 
Subject: definition of Coffee
Sender: owner-monday-morning-coffee@cs.umass.edu

(As understood by cs people)
coffee: a: the substance which allows one to function while programming. b:
the greatest creation in all of history, not to be mistaken with Java, the
worst thing in computers since windows. c: that which would have kept Jad's
face out of his keyboard this morning if he had, had some. (If you see him be
sure to complement him on his keyboard face, you can just make out hte return
key by his right ear.)

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