Date: Mon, 25 Sep 2000 10:01:02 -0400 (EDT)
From: Paul Dickson 
Subject: Emergency Coffee System
Sender: owner-monday-morning-coffee@cs.umass.edu

---Emergency Coffee System, message follows---
This is not a test. This is an emergency situation. There is now coffee in the
lobby of the building. This coffee must be consumed. Please proceed to the
lobby in a calm orderly fashion. Stairways are to be found in the center of
the building. This is an emergency situation, do not use the elevators, use
the stairs in the center of the building.

Once in the lobby consume the coffee and chat with others to be found
there. In this emergency situation the only hope of survival is if you hold a
non-computer oriented conversation with someone. Repeat, non-computer
conversation. More instructions will given when you reach the lobby.
---Emergency Coffee System, message follows---

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