Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2000 10:01:02 -0400 (EDT)
From: Paul Dickson 
Subject: Battle Hymn of the Coffee
Sender: owner-monday-morning-coffee@cs.umass.edu

(sung to the tone of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the perking of the pot
We are brewing up your coffee, we are making quite a lot 
We have donuts by dozen so now please leave that robot
Oh won't you drink coffee

java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby! 
Oh won't you drink coffee

Now the coffee is all perked and it is time to get a drink
Please come and get it soon or we'll just pour it down the sink
For if it sits to long it will all begin to stink
Now come and drink coffee

java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby! 
Now come and drink coffee

Come and get the coffee sir before it gets to old
For if it sits here to long it will become far to cold
We'd really hate to see that cause we'd like to see it sold
Come now to drink coffee

java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby! 
Come now to drink coffee

Now you're taking far to long so I am going to get quite mean
If you don't get some bagels soon I'm going to make a scene
Please unfocus your eyes now and please take them off that screen
Come now to drink coffee

java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby! 
java! java! in the lobby!
Come now to drink coffee
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