From: Jad "/dev/null" Davis 
Subject: Coffee in 5, come, wraiths, and feast.
Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2000 09:55:01 -0400 (EDT)

After a long and blessed absence (at least blessed for the Coffee Czars and
sundry support personnel), Monday Mourning coffee is back.  The parade of 
faculty candidates has passed, Spring Break, Patriot's Day, MLK Day, 
President's Day, All Saint's Day, and Bob's Day won't be around for another
year--the only thing standing between you and the kick-to-the-head that is
Monday Mourning is your capable coffee team.  

That's right, proofreader, I said Monday Mourning.  Let's face it, Monday
has no "Morning" like the other days.  "Morning" has all kinds of positive
connotations that Monday does not deserve.  Monday Mourning is the only
appropriate moniker for these dismal hours at the start of the week.  

"My, but that young Gent has a negative attitude."
Maybe.  Are you reading this message at 9:50am Monday Mourning?  If not
then shut your cake hole.  I imagine that most of my Komeraden who use
Monday Mourning Coffee for medical purposes will cede me the point.  The
rest of you will be having a good enough day that my little patch of
negativity won't bring you down much.  

Rest assured, if you are a chipper "Monday Mourning person," that others
have benefited more from this bleak commiseration than you have suffered.

In either case, the graduate student coffers are begging for your attendance 
at the newly resumed Monday Mourning Coffee.  Just like the old days 
(or so I hope) 10am in the Multi-Purpose room.  Hope to see you there.
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