From: James Davis 
Subject: H-Hour for Coffee is NOW
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 09:55:00 -0500 (EST)

Ah, Valentine's day.  A day to shower affections on the object thereof.
So get downstairs and show coffee how much you love him/her (your
coffee's gender is a matter of personal preference).  Coffee's always
been there for you--sometimes you take him for granted.  Sometimes you
use her and don't even leave a note saying "thanks."  Now's the day
you can make up for a whole year's neglect.  He'll be waiting for
you in the multi-purpose room wearing nothing but a smile (plus cream
and sugar to taste).  So drop by, and don't forget to bring a little
something for your friends the donut and the bagel (they can be real
testy if they're overlooked on this special day).

Coffee will be served at 10am (to the best of my knowledge).  The
later you show up, the more bitter and cold coffee will be.
UNSUBSCRIBE: Send "unsubscribe monday-morning-coffee"  to
PROBLEMS: Report to
TO SUBSCRIBE: Send "subscribe monday-morning-coffee" to