From: Jad "/dev/null" Davis 
Subject: H-Hour for Coffee is NOW
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2000 09:55:01 -0500 (EST)
Reply-To: jdavis@cs.umass.edu
To: monday-morning-coffee@cs.umass.edu, jdavis@cs.umass.edu

You're drooling on the keyboard again, aren't you.  
Your eyes are glazed and your eyelids sag lower and lower.
You've been staring blankly at the same email message for
20 minutes.  You need an upper, and crack has that distinctive
odor that will almost certainly give you away to your co-workers.

Luckily, it *is* Monday, and you know that if you can manage to
hang on for just 5 more minutes, you can revitalize and refuel
with some delicious and nourishing Monday Morning Coffee(tm).  

You even skipped dinner last night and breakfast this morning, because
you knew that bagels with exotic cream cheese toppings as well
as boxes of hot, fresh donuts await you not a three minute walk
from your office chair.  Now it's all about to pay off.

When Micky's hands point to ten--in just about 5 minutes, get your
heiny down to the "multi-purpose room" (multi-purpose because you
can get coffee AND donuts) and gorge yourself on the feast provided.

mmmmmmm
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