From: "H8@@`"
Subject: Liquid Fire
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2000 10:01:12 -0500 (EST)

The "Ice Storm of the Century of the Week" (stolen) will not stop your coffee 
S.W.A.T. team from delivering to you, Joe and Jane Q. Public, piping hot
coffee to fuel your day and keep you awake--even through gruelling 
afternoon lectures and those painfully dull lab meetings.
Despite harsh conditions in which dozens if not scores of people may have
been stranded and a few unfortunately souls could very well have met their
demise, your dedicated java crew (lead by Kelly Porpiglia) will be slinging 
mud for rock bottom prices.  This is a service they are willingly (more 
or less, as you know if you attended the elections) providing 
for you--your health, and your well-being. 
Also on hand, believe it or not, will be donuts--brought to you by Ashvin
Shah, who hasn't been up before 10am in over 2 years.  And, despite the
overwhelming odds against a perfect 3 for 3, John Ridgway will be (I
believe) providing delicious and wholesome bagels and maybe even something
to put on them.

So come on down and welcome your already battle-hardened rookie MM coffee

(It took kelly and john a few minutes to jimmy the main office door, so
coffee will be at 10:10am today).

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