Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 10:15:32 -0400
To: broadcast@cs.umass.edu
From: Message Meister 
Subject: coffee is ready

The Zen monk requested of the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything".

You need seek no further to be elevated to a higher plane.  Coffee is
brewed and ready in the department lounge.  Bagels are at hand, and
this morning there is free chocolate cream pie for the lucky first
few.
 
Courtesy of your new Coffee Collective:

	Dawn Lawrie           Coffee Czarina
	Augustin Schapira     Coffee Czar
	Lisa Ballesteros      Bean Buergerin
	Bill Hesse            Bagel Baron
	Lewis McCarthy        Duke of Doughnuts
	Timur Friedman        Message Meister


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- Message Meister