Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 09:58:09 -0500
From: Matteo Schmill 
Subject: MMC

Good morning everyone. In celebration of Portfolio Day, the MMCC is
presenting coffee, donuts, and bagels in the computer science lounge
today. Everyone (especially the lucky few who will be submitting
portfolios today) is encouraged to take a 30 second break to charge up
with a double chocolate donut and some dark roast. Festivities start at
10am sharp.

Those of you accustomed to having a bit of humor or trivia in the MMC
message will be somewhat disappointed this morning. In strict observance
of Portfolio Day, I will be working furiously on my own Portfolio all
day. Monday morning coffee patrons feeling jipped should visit and type "humor" in the provided space.