Date: Mon, 20 Oct 1997 09:51:26 -0400
From: Matteo Schmill 
Subject: Today must be monday...

Good morning!

After a two-week hiatus, Monday Morning Coffee is back. I trust
everyone was able to forage for coffee, bagels, and donuts in our
absence last Monday. This week, though, it couldn't be easier: fresh
coffee, donuts, and bagels will be served (for a nominal service
charge) in the computer science lounge at 10am.

This week's Monday Morning Humor comes at the expense of Microsoft:

Q: How many MicroSoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a