From: Matteo Schmill 
Subject: The Monday Morning Thing

Monday morning so soon? Our friends at the Poison Control Center
recommend flushing the system with coffee, bagels, and donuts as a sure
cure for monday morning poisoning. Monday morning poison control
begins today at 10am in the lounge.

Terrie Kellogg of CSCF wishes to remind everyone that another picture
taking session will be taking place outside the GRC on the Polymer
Science side today from 10:00-11:00. Please take advantage of this
opportunity to be photographed with the breakfast beverage of your

This week's random tidbit comes to us from Wendy Cooper:

        We all know that:

        Knowledge = Power
        and Time = Money.

        And, as engineers learned in school:
        Power = Work / Time

        If Knowledge = Power,
        and Time = Money,
        then  Knowledge = Work / Money

        Solving for Money, we get:  Money = Work / Knowledge

        Thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches
        ZERO, regardless of the Work done.

	The Less you Know, the More you Make.