As one begins to perceive a touch of spring in the air, and the campus 
begins to thaw, the Message Mistress presents an excerpt from _The Joy of 
Cooking_'s chapter entitled "Freezing."

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     We are indebted to an Arctic explorer for the following Eskimo 
recipe for a frozen dinner: "Kill and eviscerate a medium-sized walrus.  
Net several flocks of small migrating birds and remove only one small 
wing feather from each wing.  Store birds whole in interior of walrus.  
Sew up walrus and freeze.  Then two years or so later, find the cache if 
you can, notify clan of a feast, partially thaw walrus.  Slice and 
serve."  Simplicity itself.  

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As usual, there will be coffee, tea, doughnuts, bagels, etc., in the 
lounge at 10.  (Walrus optional - bring enough to share.)