Subject: A Virtuous Week Starts with Coffee
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 1996 09:30:02 -0400 (EDT)

Greetings.  From http://c.gp.cs.cmu.edu:5103/prog/webster?  we obtain an
insightful, but somewhat depressing, reflection on humanity... 

Hypertext Thesaurus Interface -- Search results for human

Mankind
Animality
[Maleficent being] Evil doer -- N. evil doer, evil worker;
Front
Sexuality [human] -- N. sex, sexuality, gender; male,
[Sense of sound.] Hearing
Question] -- N. inquiry; request
Error
Prediction
Disease
Government
Pain
Ornament
Benevolence
Bad Man
Idolatry

[The gender bias suggests that the source for the thesaurus is rather old...]

Whatever happened to the only animal that can smile?  If this morning, after
a glorious long weekend which was too short, you find it difficult to smile,
come on down to the lounge for some excellent coffee (the cup that cheers!),
accompanied by tasty bagels and, for those of you in the deep doldrums, our 
sugar-sugar-loaded doughnuts.  As usual, we start at 10ish in the lounge ...

(This week, retired Coffee Czar John Ridgway leads us as our Temporary Tsar.)