From: (Message Meister)
Date: Mon, 29 Apr 1996 09:50:01 -0400 (EDT)

Greetings. Today we have a strong Espresso (no, no "x" there!) roast and a
choice (by the czar) of Sumatra or Costa Rican El Conquistador for medium.
Decaf Costa Rican completes today's lineup.  Today we continue our sporadic
series of product disclaimers and copyright notices.

 They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder of the first
 scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to be the actual "first
 page" of the Bible.  When deciphered, it read:
 Copyright (c) 300 B.C. God.  All Rights Reserved
 First scrawling First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone-Is-Shadowed, 300 B.C.
 All beings, places and events depicted in this work are fictional, and any
 resemblance to actual beings, places and events past, present or future is
 purely coincidental.
 WARNING: Some of the actions performed in this work are dangerous and should
 only be attempted by professionals familiar with the action in question.
 NOTE: Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark are called
 'stars'.  Some of them do blow up on occasion.  In no way should this be
 construed as a sign that there is, beneath such an explosion, any form of
 saviour.  Should such a misconstrual happen, the author will not be held
 responsible for the avalanche of arrogance, zeal, bigotry, humanocentricity
 and other vile acts which will surely follow the residents of the planet
 into time eternal until someone sees fit to erase the denizens of the
 world and let the author start over.
 DSBN 0-000000-0000-1
 Suggested retail: 1 sheep."
 (by via rec.humor.funny)