Date: Mon, 2 May 94 09:46:59 -0400
From: lmccarth@freya.cs.umass.edu

Good morning.
Coffee, donuts, bagels, & cream cheese will be served @ 10 a.m. in the lounge.
A `Get Well' Card for our temporarily KO'd Coffee Czar Frank K. will be
available for signing.
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"Passengers will race across the plains of France, and then be able to
 daydream at a very low speed admiring the English landscape and countryside."
	-Francois Mitterand, contemplating the Paris-London railway journey
	 that the Channel Tunnel will make possible this summer
"I don't like the French anyway."
	-James Sheridan, a 65-year-old Englishman, on the same subject

It's time to check the personals again. We start with the painfully honest (?):
"Desperate SWM, 24, 5'8", enjoys gambling, drinking, smoking, seeks SWF.
 Please call and change me."
Much more promising is:
"WM, 48, looks 47, enjoys movies, dining, dancing, sports and TV (especially
 when it's turned on), lives with three animals: his dog, his cat and his
 brother, seeks a WF who's breathing and nice."

BTW, does anyone have the broadcast email address for Fordham U. ?
I have a marvelous peach cobbler recipe to share with everyone there.    -4M