This morning, Physical Plant decided to perform routine maintenance operations outside the fourteenth floor of the Lederle Graduate Research Tower. To improve public perception of the Physical Plant they decided to use a "space-walk" approach a la the space shuttle. This strategy backfired, however, as no one remembered to consider the pull of earth's gravity, and a worker plunged to his death shortly after hopping off the roof. A spokesperson for Physical Plant said, "Even I wouldn't have been that stupid." The baseball season opens today, Mets play Phillies, Sox play Blue Jays.