From: Jay Corbett 30-Apr-1990 0958
Subject: Monday morning coffee at 10:15 COURTIER: What is wrong, my Czar? CZAR: Ahh. It is some of my subjects. They take the coffee before the pot is finished brewing, leaving weak coffee for everyone else. COURTIER: No! My lord. Who could be so vile? CZAR: Therein lies the problem. If I knew who it was, I could have a few of their appendages removed. Aha! Courtier, issue a proclamation in my name offering a reward for any information about the perpetrators of this iniquity. If they continue in their wicked ways, I shall broadcast their names for pillory. COURTIER: I am humbled by your wisdom, sire.