Daniel R Parker
| Nickname: | Arthur |
| Most Admired: | Richard M Stallman, Linus Torvalds |
| Friends: | None |
| Favorite Songs and Groups: | Billy & the Boingers, Meat Loaf, Tom Lehrer |
| Memorable Experiences: | Seeing live one game each for Larry Bird, Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan, waterskiing with Tim and Kevin, both Red Sox parades, getting married, my first job out of college. |
| Pastimes: | Basketball, jogging, chasing my nieces and nephews, going to the movies, complaining about movies I've just seen, reading, collecting comics. |
| Pet Peeves: | My vertical leap, crazy conservatives, comics that have the Marvel Value Stamp clipped out. |
| Prized Possessions: | Original comic art, letters from Dave Sim, my sanity. |
| Last Will and Testament: | I, Daniel R Parker, being of sound mind and easily winded body, leave the job of filling out hundreds of different UMass forms to the next poor chap who takes my place. |
| Sayings: | "Sweet!", "Lame.", "Uh, oh..." |
| Future Plans: | To create something as funny as Bill Simmons, as engrossing as Lost and offensive as South Park. |