I am a senior software
engineer with the Center for
Intelligent Information Retrieval working with the Lemur Toolkit for
Language Modeling and Information Retrieval primarily on the Indri search engine.
Sometimes I think the lemur is watching me work.
|I also count things.
Various attributed and unattributed quotes
- If you can't listen, you can feel!
- -- Grandma
- Never try to teach a pig to sing. It only wastes your time and annoys
- -- unknown
- I applied for a job with the Postal Service.
They said I seemed a little too unstable.
- -- dmf
- Jerry's dead. Phish sucks. Get a life.
- -- internet report of a
I've said this before now, You said I was childish and you'll say it
- -- Sinead O'Connor, Black Boys on Mopeds
- I could leave but I'll just stay.
All my stuff is here anyway
- -- Barenaked Ladies, Pinch Me
- Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
- -- Emilio Lizardo
I am always open to opportunities.
Yes Virginia, there really are code monkeys.
M.S. University of California, Berkeley (1994)
B.S. University of Massachusetts, Amherst. Summa Cum Laude, Commonwealth Scholar. (1992)
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